Diary of an Aspiring Death Metal Frontman

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   Here�s the note my roommate/bandmate left on the fridge this morning:
�Deathblow,
I am off to secure a gig for Sockhop Babykill Redux. Once our 
performances begin, we will become a plague unto this land, wrapping 
ourselves around northeast Richmond like a foul mist. With music in our 
hearts and hatred in our voices we will wake up these accursed zombies, 
releasing buckets of bile from their filthy, rotten throats as they 
realize what a horrific charade this despicable American scream has 
become!
Bloodslurp
P.S. We need milk."
Why is it always I who must obtain milk, Diary? Why is it always I?!?!?!?!?!

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Tupan Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List MMA Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: 28 Mar 2010 Location: Brasil Status: Offline Points: 1626	Post Options Post Reply Quote Tupan Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Diary of an Aspiring Death Metal Frontman Posted: 11 Jun 2012 at 7:23pm
	Here�s the note my roommate/bandmate left on the fridge this morning: �Deathblow, I am off to secure a gig for Sockhop Babykill Redux. Once our performances begin, we will become a plague unto this land, wrapping ourselves around northeast Richmond like a foul mist. With music in our hearts and hatred in our voices we will wake up these accursed zombies, releasing buckets of bile from their filthy, rotten throats as they realize what a horrific charade this despicable American scream has become! Bloodslurp P.S. We need milk." Why is it always I who must obtain milk, Diary? Why is it always I?!?!?!?!?!

DefinitionOfHatred Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Forum Senior Member Joined: 14 Jan 2012 Location: Portugal Status: Offline Points: 120	Post Options Post Reply Quote DefinitionOfHatred Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 10 Jun 2012 at 2:06pm
	Haha awesome.
	Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

dtguitarfan Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List MMA Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: 19 May 2012 Location: Chattanooga, TN Status: Offline Points: 481	Post Options Post Reply Quote dtguitarfan Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 08 Jun 2012 at 11:24am
	Any of you guys seen these - I read them a long time ago, and was thinking about them today. Found 'em with Google, and here they are for your enjoyment! http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/excerpts-from-the-diary-of-an-aspiring-death-metal-frontman http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/further-excerpts-from-the-diary-of-an-aspiring-death-metal-frontman
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