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    Posted: 03 May 2011 at 12:07am
Okay,

Bare with me on this (not even sure where to put this Topic).
I wanted to do this for awhile so here it goes . . .

But basically the idea was, if you see, find, bought anything that has "Metal" in it, that wasnt exactly a
Metal Band, Performance, Audio, you could put it here, no matter how corny, cheesy, subtle, funny
... still dont get it?
Okay-how about this as an example:



A Shirt Company called "Threadless" had this (dare I say as a Metalhead) cute little cartoon on a
T, but actually I saw it over the weekend on a Thermos Bottle, so these guys have been working with
Dell Computers, Thermos, and possibly more, to put up various graphics from various Artists from
around the world.
On a label stuck on the Thermos Bottle, the Artist said:
Metal Fan

Ole Ivar Rudi, Norway. Threadless member since September 2005

'I came up with this design after hanging out with a bunch of Swedish metal fans at a festival, who all looked exactly like the dude in the image.'

LOL


So maybe you get it. Any weird, cool stuff with a Metal topic (I'm trying to find singer "Norah Jones"
on a PBS show called "Tavis Smiley" where she was talking about her fans saying "Hmmm, your
music has changed but, I guess I'll get used to it' - which is nice but strange... its not like I've gone
Death Metal or something" LOL).

I'll add more when I can remember all those other examples that seemed to have flown out of my
brain Ermm . . .

Heres the Threadless site:
http://www.threadless.com/?mkwid=sr4KcLzfE&pcrid=5875112784&kwd=threadless&mt=e&gclid=CJPXmpv_yqgCFRs5gwod3yZjsA

And Thermos:
http://www.thermos.com/threadless.aspx




I'm VERY curious what you Metal maniacs will come up with :headbang2: . . .



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How about Grind King: http://www.grindkingtruckco.blogspot.com/
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UMUR!!!
Wheres the Metal??? LOL
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(From Wikipedia; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_metal_(chemistry, with just a little judicious editing)
 
1. "Heavy metal is a member of a loosely-defined subset of elements that exhibit metallic properties. Many different definitions have been proposed. The term heavy metal has been called a "misinterpretation" due to the contradictory definitions and its lack of a "coherent scientific basis". There is an alternative term toxic metal, for which no consensus of exact definition exists either. As discussed. depending on context, heavy metal can include (lighter) elements and can exclude some of the heaviest metals. Heavy metals occur naturally in the ecosystem with large variations in concentration.
 
Motivations for controlling heavy metal are diverse. Some of them are dangerous to health or to the environment, some may cause corrosion, some are harmful in other ways. Some of these elements are actually necessary for humans in minute amounts while others are carcinogenic or toxic, affecting, among others, the central nervous system, the kidneys or liver, or skin, bones, or teeth.

Heavy metal pollution can arise from many sources but most commonly arises from the purification of metals. Through precipitation of their compounds, heavy metal pollutants can localize and lay dormant. Unlike organic pollutants, heavy metals do not decay and thus pose a different kind of challenge for remediation."

2. Light metals are metals of low weight. The cut off between light metals and heavy metals varies. Additional metals are often included as well. Metals heavier are usually called heavy metals. Light metals are generally less toxic than heavy metals. Other light metals are toxic in large amounts.
 
 
...I think these say pretty much the same thing as most definitions of the music that I've ever read... Clown


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Now THATS Metal! Tongue

Okay heres a few others:

Opeth (or "Oprah"):
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Opeth

Meshuggah:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Meshuggah

Dream Theater:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Dream_Theater

LOL


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Originally posted by MAVIIIVAM MAVIIIVAM wrote:

Now THATS Metal! Tongue

Okay heres a few others:

Opeth (or "Oprah"):
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Opeth

Meshuggah:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Meshuggah

Dream Theater:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Dream_Theater

LOL

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I'm a user on Uncyclopedia and usually have to keep IPs from fucking with pages like http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Iron_Maiden
 
I also judged this in a contest: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Viking_Metal
 
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Shouldn't this be moved to Just for Fun...?
anyway:
HEAVY METAL!!!!
207.7 mwt!! Shocked

Light metal:
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What the fuck is this


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Here ya' go . . .

Actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt is a guest on Conan O Brian about "Hesher" a movie that has to do with this Metal
guy that comes into the life of a boy who is having problems in his life.  Very interesting conversation about
Metallica and his love for Metal . . . then he goes NUTS Slam Dancing LOL:


(This will probably be taken down so see the other versions)

"...give us some Hard core headbanging music" -Conan

. . . ohhh Coco Tongue.

Hesher Trailer:







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Originally posted by SKwid SKwid wrote:

What the fuck is this


!!!!LOL!!!!  Its METAL DUDE!!!

I was bummed about what they did to Opeth's Unencyclopedia as they made this totally HILARIOUS
super detailed "Logo" for "Oprah(Opeth)" that made fun of the Opeth "O".  I dont understand why they
changed it Confused.

I have to see the other bands you guys put up Big smile

Originally posted by Wilytank Wilytank wrote:

 


The movement's main tenets are as follows:

1. To deafen the whole population of earth (including roadies, dogs, and the deaf)

2. To legalize murder in Norway, the country with the lowest murder rate in the world.

3. To overthrow the fashion scene by introducing all-season, barbed-wire-coated, spiked and uncomfortable faux-armour.

4. To destroy Christianity and replace Christian ideologies with fascism and barbarism. Much like the Jains.

5. To splinter into hundreds of new and increasingly obscure sub-genres every day, so as to make less money.

666. To rid the planet of all human wastes of flesh and bone, including themselves.

7. To destroy all colors and replace them with grey and black.


LOLHaaahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!









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I�ve moved the thread to the just fun area.
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Oh Umur,

I wanted to put it in the Waste of all Human Resources and dimensions of Time where Metal Heads who dont
read books go HUHHhhhhh??? section Wacko




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IT's METAL, Run for your Lives!!!
 
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Yes...

^The ELP Tarkus Tank for the HEAVY (and Emerson's Hammond) Thumbs Up

How about Comedian Jim Brewer and Metal?


Or how about the news?


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Originally posted by Wilytank Wilytank wrote:

I'm a user on Uncyclopedia and usually have to keep IPs from fucking with pages like http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Iron_Maiden
 
I also judged this in a contest: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Viking_Metal
 


Those are completely HILARIOUS!!!! Not for the serious or "PC" though Embarrassed.
(But if you do take your Metal too seriously . . ."You'll be eaten by the Goat" LOL).
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Ha!

Forgot about this, I posted this at the PrOgulus Forum a year or 2 ago.  And YES, it has "Metal"
in it Back to topic . . .

http://www.cracked.com/funny-2359-progressive-rock/

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Okay,

Completely Metal ("Darkwave Metal") Geek Clothing and gear LOL!
(For a good cause too... well, sort of):
http://store.confusinglyamusingly.com/

"Joke" is from:


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