Misheard Metal Lyrics
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Topic: Misheard Metal Lyrics
Posted By: Stooge
Subject: Misheard Metal Lyrics
Date Posted: 24 May 2011 at 4:20pm
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Everybody is guilty of mishearing a lyric. What are some that you remember? Today, I was listening to "Caesar's Palace" by Morbid Angel, and the part where Dave Vincent chants "Hail Caesar! Hail Caesar!" and for some reason I heard "Anal seesaw!! Anal seesaw!".  BTW, if the consensus is that this topic is more appropriate for the "Just For Fun" section, I can move it. ------------- https://armchairmaestro.com/" rel="nofollow - My Music Blog |
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Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: 24 May 2011 at 5:10pm
You've been listening to too much grindcore. |
Stooge wrote:Posted By: Time Signature
Date Posted: 25 May 2011 at 2:55am
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Here's another http://analsunset.ytmnd.com/" rel="nofollow - anal one.
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Posted By: Batnobbit
Date Posted: 25 May 2011 at 3:58am
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In Hybrid Stigmata, when Vortex sings, I can swear to god he sings Twillight Porn.
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Posted By: bartosso
Date Posted: 25 May 2011 at 7:00am
 but also  after a few minutes.------------- http://shrineofllyria.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow - http://shrineofllyria.blogspot.com/ |
Posted By: The Block
Date Posted: 26 May 2011 at 6:05pm
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I've misheard a bunch of James Labrie lyrics ------------- 
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Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: 26 May 2011 at 6:22pm
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Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: 26 May 2011 at 6:40pm
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Posted By: Earendil
Date Posted: 04 Jun 2011 at 7:54pm
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I always misunderstood "metalcore" as "mega bore" |
Posted By: MAVIIIVAM
Date Posted: 05 Jun 2011 at 5:20am
Anal Sunset  .Okay, how about these classics (well . . . "Classics" in a dumb sense)?: And now . . . and in Colour! . . . ...hi! ------------- "If you're happy to be an Ant in the Sand Box, you're welcome to it!" -Forbidden For Progressive Metal and Prog Rock, come visit, request songs and explore at PrOgulus.com |
Posted By: Jotun7129
Date Posted: 19 Jun 2011 at 11:43am
| For whatever reason, to this day I hear "now ornaments dripping above" in Slayers Raining Blood as "old women stripping above"...keep in mind I was in my early teens when I first started listening to metal, if that makes that seem any less weird lol. |
Posted By: Wilytank
Date Posted: 19 Jun 2011 at 12:25pm
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Anaal Nathrakh doesn't publish any of their lyrics. ------------- 
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Posted By: pfr_77
Date Posted: 10 Aug 2011 at 1:34pm
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RAINING BLOOOD... FROM ELACERATED SKIES CLEAVAGE HORROR SOMETHING SOMETHING NOW I SHALL REIGNINBLOOD! ah, ears of a 13 year old playing vice city.
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Posted By: Tupan
Date Posted: 24 Aug 2011 at 9:51pm
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Posted By: buttsled
Date Posted: 24 Oct 2011 at 2:23pm
| In 'Mirror, Mirror' by Candlemass when he says 'a dark dimension takes form' I thought it was "a doctor midget takes hold." |
Posted By: UMUR
Date Posted: 24 Oct 2011 at 3:12pm
Yes he has quite an odd pronounciation considering that he is an American. Everytime he sings the word "Hear" or anything starting with an H it sounds like he sings "Kear" or simply K instead of H. ------------- http://www.lyngby-boldklub.dk/" rel="nofollow - Forever TRUE - Forever BLUE! https://rateyourmusic.com/~UMUR" rel="nofollow - UMUR on RYM |
Posted By: UMUR
Date Posted: 24 Oct 2011 at 3:12pm
...oh Man I wish it was so ------------- http://www.lyngby-boldklub.dk/" rel="nofollow - Forever TRUE - Forever BLUE! https://rateyourmusic.com/~UMUR" rel="nofollow - UMUR on RYM |
Posted By: buttsled
Date Posted: 24 Oct 2011 at 3:16pm
| That would indeed be awesome. I remember thinking they were either much weirder than I thought or that there was a language barrier and some Swedish word for goblin or something translated to "doctor midget." |
Posted By: Tupan
Date Posted: 07 Nov 2011 at 12:19pm
"A night... the fairy aimed..." The misheard (or not!) lyrics are very funny, but the better part was the "inhuman Schizophrenic scream of hatred"!  |
Posted By: Time Signature
Date Posted: 07 Nov 2011 at 12:54pm
There's no such thing!!!!!!!!!! -------------
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Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: 07 Nov 2011 at 3:02pm
Well, he is actually Canadian.  ------------- Check out my YouTube channel! http://www.youtube.com/user/demiseoftime" rel="nofollow - http://www.youtube.com/user/demiseoftime |
Posted By: Stooge
Date Posted: 07 Nov 2011 at 3:10pm
I don't talk like Labrie, but a good friend of my dad talks exactly like him. I've never heard him sing though. ------------- https://armchairmaestro.com/" rel="nofollow - My Music Blog |
Posted By: UMUR
Date Posted: 07 Nov 2011 at 3:11pm
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Ups, didn�t remember that fact ------------- http://www.lyngby-boldklub.dk/" rel="nofollow - Forever TRUE - Forever BLUE! https://rateyourmusic.com/~UMUR" rel="nofollow - UMUR on RYM |
Posted By: MAVIIIVAM
Date Posted: 07 Nov 2011 at 5:15pm
And what about "Anaal Nathrakh"? What gibberish is this!? Well, let me tell ya' . . . The Charm of Making! (I would have used the shorter one but they disabled the view, bloody peasants!) ------------- "If you're happy to be an Ant in the Sand Box, you're welcome to it!" -Forbidden For Progressive Metal and Prog Rock, come visit, request songs and explore at PrOgulus.com |
Posted By: Doomster
Date Posted: 18 Jun 2013 at 3:08pm
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Nine Inch Nails, Big Man With a Gun: Misheard lyric: "ME AND MY FUCKING GOAT" Actual lyric: "ME AND MY FUCKING GUN" Tool, Reflection: Misheard lyric: "Until the light piss me out" Actual lyric: "Until the light lift me out" AND the best one of them all, Pantera's "Becoming": Misheard lyric: "I sold my life for snail pickles in my head" Actual lyric: "I found my life was slipping through my hands" |
Posted By: Stooge
Date Posted: 21 Jun 2013 at 4:35pm
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Heard one today from King Diamond's "Passage to Hell": Original lyric: "Blood still running down my arm, from all the cuts in my hands" Misheard as: "Blood still running down my arm, from all the cocks in my hands"  ------------- https://armchairmaestro.com/" rel="nofollow - My Music Blog |
Posted By: vmoore
Date Posted: 21 Jun 2013 at 11:20pm
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black tide light from above misheard: light from above please show yourself and table saw real lyric: light from above please show yourself and save us all ------------- 
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