Randy Blythe, lead singer for nu-style "metal" band Lamb of God, http://www.blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=176485" rel="nofollow - for having shoved a fan off a stage; the fan later died of a brain hemorrhage that may have been caused by the incident.

Many commentators have focused on the fact that this is a legally dubious prosecution. First, these things are generally handled in civil court, because the fault was obviously that of stage security, who allowed people to rush the stage. Second, it's unclear whether Blythe was aware that these consequences could result. In other words, people stage dive all the time and if they get injured, those are the breaks.

Why, then, would the Czech government push forward for a prosecution? It could be that this is extortion, as is common in third-world-level civilizations like those of Eastern Europe.

More likely, however, this is the Czech government recognizing what we've all known: Lamb of God is false metal that is attempting to subvert metal by conforming it to crowd expectations, making it easily assimilated by mainstream rock music.

By throwing Blythe in jail, the Czechs have struck a blow against false metal by saying it will not be tolerated in the Czech Republic, and probably should not be tolerated elsewhere. If this prosecution is successful nu-metal, shoegaze, indie-metal, black punk and metalcore musicians should fear arrest worldwide for simple crimes.

Jaywalking, for example, could lead to a fifteen-year sentence in a Turkish prison. Not paying cigarette taxes could result in hard labor in the underground mines of Germany for a decade. Texas could conceivably execute nu-metallers for violating the state's aesthetic incompetence laws. While the newer generation of false "metalheads," namely the neckbearded emo indie-rocker hipsters who are pretending to like metal so they have some "authenticity" among their hipster friends, are going to band together and "white knight" about the horrible injustice to our metal martyr, Randy Blythe, all true metalheads should celebrate the Czech Republic and its brave strike against false metal.

Injustice is injustice, regardless of how much one likes (or not) the victim. The kind of punishment suggested by Stevens showcases a fanatism very akin to the one boasted by religious intolerants. Also interesting is the fact that Stevens lumps together various kinds of characters that have nothing to do with eachother except for the fact that he hates them all (neckbeards, emos, indies, hipsters) which a prevailing element  in fascist propaganda.

As the saying goes, "All that requires for stupidity to win is that unstupid people do nothing," and the nu-styles of metal (metalcore, deathcore, nu-metal, indie-metal, shoegaze-black, emo, black punk) are obviously stupid and contrary to the spirit of metal. They seek to humble that spirit, make it more hipster and sociable, and to crush metal from within.

Again, everything that "false metal" tries to do is to speak the heart of the musician who grew with varied styles of music and wants to tribute all of them. The only thing contrary to the spirit of metal here is Stevens himself who is showcasing narrow minded try-hard views which are pretty common among wannabe poser metalheads who think they're true metalheads by hating on these bands.

For that reason, the numu invasion should be opposed "by any means necessary," which includes rounding up numu musicians and throwing them into jail for 15 years of starvation, sodomitic rape and daily beatings. The Czech Republic has struck a brave first blow in this quest and all true metalheads should fly the Czech flag proudly on this day.

Again, fanatism. I personally think all true metalheads should unite themselves for Blythe's freedom, regardless if they're LoG fans or not, because of the circunstances of his arrest and the fact that his arrest may cause deep changes and even restrains for metal festivals and shows in the future.

Discuss.