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Topic: Metal Memes
Posted By: Stooge
Subject: Metal Memes
Date Posted: 14 Apr 2013 at 11:54pm
This was inspired by the discussion on Prog Archives: http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=92814" rel="nofollow - http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=92814
Let's get started...
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Posted By: UMUR
Date Posted: 15 Apr 2013 at 2:44am
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Posted By: IMPF2112
Date Posted: 15 Apr 2013 at 6:05pm
Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: 15 Apr 2013 at 6:50pm
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Posted By: Stooge
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2013 at 10:31pm
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Posted By: Tupan
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2013 at 7:43am
True story!
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Posted By: Wilytank
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2013 at 10:20am
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Posted By: Stooge
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2013 at 11:18pm
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Posted By: Tupan
Date Posted: 18 Apr 2013 at 1:49pm
http://imgflip.com/i/15ghr" rel="nofollow"> http://imgflip.com/memegenerator" rel="nofollow -
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Posted By: adg211288
Date Posted: 19 Apr 2013 at 2:56pm
I'm not really familiar with the whole concept of memes, but this seems kind of obligatory.
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Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2013 at 7:40am
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Posted By: Tupan
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2013 at 2:08pm
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Posted By: Time Signature
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2013 at 3:22pm
Tupan wrote:
True story!
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I (almost) always feel impressed when listening to MDB.
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Posted By: Stooge
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2013 at 9:02pm
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Posted By: Wilytank
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2013 at 10:12pm
Stooge wrote:
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I'll be damned below Judas if Jason Newstand is supposed to be Voivod's proper bassist instead of Blacky.
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Posted By: Stooge
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2013 at 10:14pm
Wilytank wrote:
Stooge wrote:
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I'll be damned below Judas if Jason Newstand is supposed to be Voivod's proper bassist instead of Blacky. |
Yep that's the joke. And the fact the guy's neglecting Piggy's absense (though Chewy's a great replacement IMO).
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Posted By: Wilytank
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2013 at 1:49pm
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Posted By: bartosso
Date Posted: 24 Apr 2013 at 2:56pm
Hahaaaa I love that thread!
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Posted By: Tupan
Date Posted: 07 May 2013 at 9:04am
http://imgflip.com/i/1eb5x" rel="nofollow"> http://imgflip.com/memegenerator" rel="nofollow - via Imgflip Meme Maker
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Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: 13 May 2013 at 8:09pm
Not technically a meme, but I think it's really worth it :
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Posted By: adg211288
Date Posted: 03 Jun 2013 at 4:05am
This one seems appropriate given Mr. Lee's recent heavy/power metal release:
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Posted By: Tupan
Date Posted: 14 Jun 2013 at 9:20pm
^He shed the blood of Gondor men!
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Posted By: Doomster
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2013 at 12:07am
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/577/114/8a2.jpg
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Posted By: ProgMetaller2112
Date Posted: 01 Sep 2014 at 1:32am
adg211288 wrote:
I'm not really familiar with the whole concept of memes, but this seems kind of obligatory.
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ROFLCOPTER!!!
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Posted By: ProgMetaller2112
Date Posted: 12 Sep 2014 at 7:37pm
Here are a few
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"Today is born the seventh one, born of woman, the seventh son" - Steve Harris
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Posted By: ProgMetaller2112
Date Posted: 12 Sep 2014 at 7:39pm
------------- "Before you see the light you must die!!!!!!!!!!" - Slayer
"Today is born the seventh one, born of woman, the seventh son" - Steve Harris
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Posted By: Unitron
Date Posted: 12 Sep 2014 at 7:43pm
ProgMetaller2112 wrote:
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This one is gold
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Posted By: ProgMetaller2112
Date Posted: 12 Sep 2014 at 7:52pm
Here is another good one
This last one is freaking hilarious
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"Today is born the seventh one, born of woman, the seventh son" - Steve Harris
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Posted By: Unitron
Date Posted: 12 Sep 2014 at 8:00pm
ProgMetaller2112 wrote:
Here is another good one
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I can't help but laugh when people call Asking Alexandria metal, if you want brutal, listen to some Slayer
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Posted By: ProgMetaller2112
Date Posted: 12 Sep 2014 at 8:06pm
------------- "Before you see the light you must die!!!!!!!!!!" - Slayer
"Today is born the seventh one, born of woman, the seventh son" - Steve Harris
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Posted By: ProgMetaller2112
Date Posted: 14 Sep 2014 at 12:43am
Here is a Metallica meme
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"Today is born the seventh one, born of woman, the seventh son" - Steve Harris
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Posted By: ProgMetaller2112
Date Posted: 14 Sep 2014 at 1:32am
Here are more Metallica memes for all to lol
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"Today is born the seventh one, born of woman, the seventh son" - Steve Harris
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Posted By: Unitron
Date Posted: 03 Nov 2014 at 12:02am
Here's a good one
------------- If I say fuck two more times that's forty-six fucks in this fucked up rhyme
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Posted By: ProgMetaller2112
Date Posted: 03 Nov 2014 at 5:46pm
------------- "Before you see the light you must die!!!!!!!!!!" - Slayer
"Today is born the seventh one, born of woman, the seventh son" - Steve Harris
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Posted By: Unitron
Date Posted: 24 Nov 2014 at 10:29pm
ProgMetaller2112 wrote:
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------------- If I say fuck two more times that's forty-six fucks in this fucked up rhyme
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Posted By: ProgMetaller2112
Date Posted: 25 Nov 2014 at 2:42am
What got me was the look on their faces
------------- "Before you see the light you must die!!!!!!!!!!" - Slayer
"Today is born the seventh one, born of woman, the seventh son" - Steve Harris
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Posted By: ProgMetaller2112
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2014 at 3:02am
French Kiss
------------- "Before you see the light you must die!!!!!!!!!!" - Slayer
"Today is born the seventh one, born of woman, the seventh son" - Steve Harris
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Posted By: Bosh66
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2014 at 3:51am
French Kiss This from earlier rang too true to be funny -
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Posted By: Psydye
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2014 at 11:20pm
Lol, some good ones in here.
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Posted By: ProgMetaller2112
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2014 at 5:14am
Psydye wrote:
Lol, some good ones in here.
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------------- "Before you see the light you must die!!!!!!!!!!" - Slayer
"Today is born the seventh one, born of woman, the seventh son" - Steve Harris
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Posted By: LittleBig
Date Posted: 03 Jun 2015 at 6:45am
Posted By: powermetal2000
Date Posted: 20 Jul 2015 at 3:38pm
Posted By: 666sharon666
Date Posted: 20 Jul 2015 at 5:23pm
powermetal2000 wrote:
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I take offence at this. It's sexist and narrow-minded. Guys are just as capable of not knowing their stuff about metal.
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Posted By: adg211288
Date Posted: 20 Jul 2015 at 5:50pm
Yeah I think that one's in pretty poor taste. Peter, please try thinking before you post. We do have female members here, any of whom could have reacted the same way as Nicole.
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Posted By: Unitron
Date Posted: 20 Jul 2015 at 7:56pm
Posted By: 666sharon666
Date Posted: 21 Jul 2015 at 12:44pm
Unitron wrote:
Speaking of guys not knowing shit about metal, I saw on some other music forum one guy called Yes's 'Owner of a Lonely Heart' a 'damn good piece of heavy metal'. Yeah, if that's heavy metal then Frank Sinatra is black metal.
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Many people on RYM voted up progressive metal on Ayreon's The Dream Sequencer as well, which is intentionally not a metal release (you couldn't even call it heavy rock yet alone metal). This sort of thing is unfortunately quite common.
You want to know the worst one I ever heard? Someone who thought black metal meant metal played by black people.
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Posted By: Unitron
Date Posted: 21 Jul 2015 at 12:47pm
666sharon666 wrote:
You want to know the worst one I ever heard? Someone who thought black metal meant metal played by black people. |
Wow, that's something else.
That person ever heard of Google?
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Posted By: bartosso
Date Posted: 21 Jul 2015 at 1:49pm
666sharon666 wrote:
Unitron wrote:
Speaking of guys not knowing shit about metal, I saw on some other music forum one guy called Yes's 'Owner of a Lonely Heart' a 'damn good piece of heavy metal'. Yeah, if that's heavy metal then Frank Sinatra is black metal.
| You want to know the worst one I ever heard? Someone who thought black metal meant metal played by black people. |
Haha, what an idiot! Everybody knows that black people spearheaded the genre in the 90s but it has soon been taken over by Norwegians!
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Posted By: Vim Fuego
Date Posted: 22 Jul 2015 at 2:08am
Posted By: ProgMetaller2112
Date Posted: 23 Jul 2015 at 3:48am
Too many funny ass ones
------------- "Before you see the light you must die!!!!!!!!!!" - Slayer
"Today is born the seventh one, born of woman, the seventh son" - Steve Harris
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Posted By: Unitron
Date Posted: 12 Aug 2015 at 11:11pm
Here's a little meme I made after reading what Patrick said about Kerrang! message boards.
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Posted By: Psydye
Date Posted: 12 Aug 2015 at 11:24pm
Loving it!
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Posted By: Vim Fuego
Date Posted: 14 Aug 2015 at 1:16am
Unitron wrote:
Here's a little meme I made after reading what Patrick said about Kerrang! message boards. |
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Posted By: aglasshouse
Date Posted: 14 Aug 2015 at 11:45am
One does not simply "make a meme". Memes make themselves.
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Posted By: Vim Fuego
Date Posted: 14 Aug 2015 at 3:50pm
Dead right, but ya gotta put ideas out there for them to have the chance of becoming one.
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Posted By: LittleBig
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2015 at 10:48am
Posted By: adg211288
Date Posted: 06 Sep 2015 at 3:14am
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Posted By: Unitron
Date Posted: 25 Sep 2015 at 2:34am
------------- If I say fuck two more times that's forty-six fucks in this fucked up rhyme
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Posted By: 666sharon666
Date Posted: 25 Sep 2015 at 12:42pm
^
Hetfield certainly must be one of the most memed metallers.
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Posted By: Vim Fuego
Date Posted: 25 Sep 2015 at 4:17pm
666sharon666 wrote:
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Hetfield certainly must be one of the most memed metallers. |
That's because he presents so much good material for gentle, well-meaning mockery.
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Posted By: ProgMetaller2112
Date Posted: 27 Sep 2015 at 1:16am
Unitron wrote:
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------------- "Before you see the light you must die!!!!!!!!!!" - Slayer
"Today is born the seventh one, born of woman, the seventh son" - Steve Harris
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Posted By: LittleBig
Date Posted: 27 Sep 2015 at 7:08am
ProgMetaller2112 wrote:
Unitron wrote:
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poor Hetfield, I still like him more than the other three.
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Posted By: vmoore
Date Posted: 27 Sep 2015 at 7:21am
probably better than the real kiss
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Posted By: ProgMetaller2112
Date Posted: 27 Sep 2015 at 5:18pm
vmoore wrote:
probably better than the real kiss |
Yep, I could (you know) with this Kiss
------------- "Before you see the light you must die!!!!!!!!!!" - Slayer
"Today is born the seventh one, born of woman, the seventh son" - Steve Harris
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Posted By: ProgMetaller2112
Date Posted: 27 Sep 2015 at 5:32pm
Posted By: ProgMetaller2112
Date Posted: 27 Sep 2015 at 5:36pm
LittleBig wrote:
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Lol
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"Today is born the seventh one, born of woman, the seventh son" - Steve Harris
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Posted By: ProgMetaller2112
Date Posted: 27 Sep 2015 at 5:37pm
adg211288 wrote:
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------------- "Before you see the light you must die!!!!!!!!!!" - Slayer
"Today is born the seventh one, born of woman, the seventh son" - Steve Harris
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Posted By: LittleBig
Date Posted: 07 Oct 2015 at 1:46am
Posted By: Vim Fuego
Date Posted: 07 Oct 2015 at 4:37am
LittleBig wrote:
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This is the funniest thing I've seen all day!
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Posted By: vmoore
Date Posted: 07 Oct 2015 at 5:04am
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Posted By: Unitron
Date Posted: 07 Oct 2015 at 11:09am
Pretty much the feeling.
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Posted By: siLLy puPPy
Date Posted: 07 Oct 2015 at 1:43pm
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Posted By: Unitron
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2015 at 2:22pm
Another Hetfield table meme.
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Posted By: LittleBig
Date Posted: 16 Nov 2015 at 6:39am
Posted By: LittleBig
Date Posted: 27 Nov 2015 at 7:29am
Posted By: ProgMetaller2112
Date Posted: 28 Nov 2015 at 5:44am
LittleBig wrote:
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------------- "Before you see the light you must die!!!!!!!!!!" - Slayer
"Today is born the seventh one, born of woman, the seventh son" - Steve Harris
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Posted By: Unitron
Date Posted: 29 Nov 2015 at 10:25pm
------------- If I say fuck two more times that's forty-six fucks in this fucked up rhyme
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Posted By: LittleBig
Date Posted: 29 Nov 2015 at 11:32pm
Unitron wrote:
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LMAO
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Posted By: Unitron
Date Posted: 18 Jan 2016 at 11:49am
^I don't think I'll ever find a meme that beats that one.
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Posted By: TheHeavyMetalCat
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2016 at 1:26am
Posted By: Vim Fuego
Date Posted: 13 Feb 2016 at 1:23am
TheHeavyMetalCat wrote:
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Just printed this out and showed the missus. She's not a big metal fan, but she can appreciate it. She agreed with the sentiment of this cartoon.
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Posted By: Psydye
Date Posted: 13 Feb 2016 at 2:17am
Loving these so far!
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Posted By: LittleBig
Date Posted: 16 Mar 2016 at 7:08am
I know this thread says "metal memes", but I thought this is funny and shared it.
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Posted By: UMUR
Date Posted: 16 Mar 2016 at 8:29am
^Yeah that´s a nice one
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Posted By: Vic
Date Posted: 16 Mar 2016 at 9:25am
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Posted By: UMUR
Date Posted: 16 Mar 2016 at 9:52am
^Oh man I love those Black metal dudes (when they are actually serious about it, it´s just so much more hilarious to the rest of us ). I saw Mayhem in the late 90s and they had meathooks hanging from the venue sealing with pigs heads and entrails hanging from them, and Maniac kept cutting himself with a knife. I was laughing my ass off during the entire show.
I saw them Again a couple of years later at a much smaller venue, and there were no entrails and pigs heads this time, but Maniac still did a bit of self-mutilation. He was so drunk/or fucked up on drugs, that he only lasted about 30 minutes, and then suddenly he fell to the stage, and had to be carried off by roadies. The other Guys in the band looked on while playing, and suddenly the bassist started singing the rest of the song they were playing. As far as I remember they played one more song, and then abruptly ended the show. Maniac probably wasn´t the most popular man in the band that night
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Posted By: UMUR
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2016 at 7:49am
UMUR wrote:
^Oh man I love those Black metal dudes (when they are actually serious about it, it´s just so much more hilarious to the rest of us ). I saw Mayhem in the late 90s and they had meathooks hanging from the venue sealing with pigs heads and entrails hanging from them, and Maniac kept cutting himself with a knife. I was laughing my ass off during the entire show.
I saw them Again a couple of years later at a much smaller venue, and there were no entrails and pigs heads this time, but Maniac still did a bit of self-mutilation. He was so drunk/or fucked up on drugs, that he only lasted about 30 minutes, and then suddenly he fell to the stage, and had to be carried off by roadies. The other Guys in the band looked on while playing, and suddenly the bassist started singing the rest of the song they were playing. As far as I remember they played one more song, and then abruptly ended the show. Maniac probably wasn´t the most popular man in the band that night |
Here´s the guy:
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Posted By: Unitron
Date Posted: 22 Mar 2016 at 1:17am
TheHeavyMetalCat wrote:
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Sadly this one is too true.
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Posted By: TheHeavyMetalCat
Date Posted: 25 Mar 2016 at 11:27am
Posted By: Vim Fuego
Date Posted: 25 Mar 2016 at 4:58pm
TheHeavyMetalCat wrote:
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Those doom and stoner dogs are perfect!
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Posted By: 666sharon666
Date Posted: 27 Mar 2016 at 9:32am
I've seen that dogs one before. I think they're all quite accurate actually.
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Posted By: TheHeavyMetalCat
Date Posted: 05 Aug 2016 at 4:35am
Posted By: siLLy puPPy
Date Posted: 05 Aug 2016 at 8:03am
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Posted By: siLLy puPPy
Date Posted: 05 Aug 2016 at 8:05am
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Posted By: 666sharon666
Date Posted: 05 Aug 2016 at 12:44pm
Posted By: Unitron
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2016 at 1:34am
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Posted By: adg211288
Date Posted: 18 Aug 2016 at 4:44am
There's a Facebook page here that has a lot of metal memes: https://www.facebook.com/metalheadmemes/photos
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Posted By: LittleBig
Date Posted: 22 Aug 2016 at 3:43am
[QUOTE=siLLy puPPy]
I wonder who these guys are and what are they playing?
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Posted By: adg211288
Date Posted: 22 Aug 2016 at 3:49am
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Posted By: LittleBig
Date Posted: 22 Aug 2016 at 3:55am
adg211288 wrote:
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aha, ok
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