Things to hate if you're METAL!
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Topic: Things to hate if you're METAL!
Posted By: Ulfednar
Subject: Things to hate if you're METAL!
Date Posted: 19 Aug 2010 at 8:46am
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Supposedly, being METAL!, one should love metal. By extension, this might lead to loving long hair, leather, beer, philosophy, guitar solos, swords and whatever else fits with your paradigm. But METAL! isn't about love! METAL! is about hate, and anger, and fury, and bloodlust, and hate (TWICE)! So what is it METAL! to hate? Posers! Churches! Adorable puppies! Let the HATEFEST begin! --- ELVES!  Just look at them! Skinny, shiny, effeminate, hairless elves! Can elves split a tree-trunk in two with a mighty broadsword? No! They wouldn't split a tree-trunk in two with a diesel-powered chainsaw! They're all echo-friendly like that. They just prance around with their bows and arrows and flowing long hair in the forest. And not in the awesome, baleful, gritty-black-and-white-holding-an-axe-in-the-foggy-night-rain way either. Notice there is no blood in that whole picture! Not one drop! DISCLAIMER: Don't take this thread seriously, it's just a bit of fun! |
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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: 19 Aug 2010 at 8:52am
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Bubblegum popstars and the pretty people that they represent. i.e. Britney Spears; Justin Bieber; The Backstreet Boys; The Jonas Brothers; basically if they sing sugary sweet pop songs then they deserve the hate of the metal community. ------------- 
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Posted By: Pekka
Date Posted: 21 Aug 2010 at 1:52am
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"Yeah! We're f**king metal, we f**king hate posers!"   ------------- http://iamthreepeople.bandcamp.com" rel="nofollow">  <- Click on this!
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Posted By: Metalbaswee
Date Posted: 21 Aug 2010 at 3:35am
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The Beach Boys. Which currently dominate my world.  -Walks off singing Surfin Safari- -------------   |
Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: 23 Aug 2010 at 7:26pm
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I hate opinions, they're all wrong. I hate trees, I can get oxygen from the air... ha! I hate apples, not brutal enough. I hate Glam anything. I hate hate What? |
Posted By: Ragnar
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2010 at 3:04am
WHY IS THAT DUDE WEARING A SPEEDO?! MY GOD, WHY?
Permit me to quote Ruthless Reviews:
"What exactly is going on here? Is this the new WWF tag-team? Demonaz looks like he�s ready to swan-dive off the turnbuckle. And what is that leather guard holding his gut in? He�s been drinking too much Smirnoff Ice (That�s what they drink backstage by the way). Abbath looks like he just saw the fucking boogey man and doesnt know whether to run or stay and shit his pants."
I'm fairly sure that's Horgh, though, and not Demonaz. Either way, funny.
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Pekka wrote:Posted By: UMUR
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2010 at 3:35am
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I don�t think Horgh entered Immortal before after this photo were taken. I think this was taken around http://www.metalmusicarchives.com/immortal--battles-in-the-north.aspx - Battles in the North . Not that I�m exactly an Immortal "know it all". ------------- http://www.lyngby-boldklub.dk/" rel="nofollow - Forever TRUE - Forever BLUE! https://rateyourmusic.com/~UMUR" rel="nofollow - UMUR on RYM |
Posted By: Ragnar
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2010 at 3:52am
Well, hell, I might be wrong, I'm no Immortal expert either.
 I'm fairly sure that's Horgh.
The confusion stems from the similar corpse paint and general flabbiness. (for comparisson, I placed the other picture below)
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Posted By: UMUR
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2010 at 4:24am
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------------- http://www.lyngby-boldklub.dk/" rel="nofollow - Forever TRUE - Forever BLUE! https://rateyourmusic.com/~UMUR" rel="nofollow - UMUR on RYM |
Posted By: UMUR
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2010 at 4:26am
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Oh and don�t get me started on Manowar. In that picture above they look like they come right out of a Mr. Universe contest. Not much metal about that. ------------- http://www.lyngby-boldklub.dk/" rel="nofollow - Forever TRUE - Forever BLUE! https://rateyourmusic.com/~UMUR" rel="nofollow - UMUR on RYM |
Posted By: LittleBig
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2010 at 1:22pm
as though that Manowar picture was not enough, take a look at this: other bands play, Manowar goes to the discotheque - or at least DeMaio seems to go...
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Posted By: Stooge
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2010 at 2:08pm
^^^^^  That's hilarious. Death to false metal!!!????  I'm not familiar too well with the band members, but I recognize Joey and I believe the second guy is the vocalist. Any more info about that pic? |
Posted By: LittleBig
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2010 at 2:11pm
unfortunately not, I'm not even sure it's Manowar, but Joey DeMaio is in the picture. Very funny anyway.
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Posted By: UMUR
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2010 at 2:43pm
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It must be a pre-Manowar disco act or something. It got me rolling on the floor that�s for sure. And yeah I think it�s the singer ( the low guy). ------------- http://www.lyngby-boldklub.dk/" rel="nofollow - Forever TRUE - Forever BLUE! https://rateyourmusic.com/~UMUR" rel="nofollow - UMUR on RYM |
Posted By: Pekka
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2010 at 2:57pm
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So DeMaio is the one on the right? I recognized Eric Adams right away. Cool pic, warriors ------------- http://iamthreepeople.bandcamp.com" rel="nofollow"> <- Click on this!
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Posted By: UMUR
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2010 at 3:03pm
Yeah the two white knights. ------------- http://www.lyngby-boldklub.dk/" rel="nofollow - Forever TRUE - Forever BLUE! https://rateyourmusic.com/~UMUR" rel="nofollow - UMUR on RYM |
Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2010 at 9:34pm
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I hate non metal bands who people call metal. I'm looking at you Nu-Metal. |
Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: 01 Sep 2010 at 6:39pm
I hate people who hate everything. 
------------- Check out my YouTube channel! http://www.youtube.com/user/demiseoftime" rel="nofollow - http://www.youtube.com/user/demiseoftime |
Posted By: Ulfednar
Date Posted: 02 Sep 2010 at 5:31am
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I hate people who don't hate enough!
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Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: 03 Sep 2010 at 12:13am
| I hate many things and people. But apathy is far better than hate. |
Posted By: The Angry Scotsman
Date Posted: 03 Sep 2010 at 2:13am
meh ------------- Megadeth, Metallica, Slayer and Testament. The real Big Four of thrash metal! Listen to doom metal, worship Satan |
Posted By: CCVP
Date Posted: 03 Sep 2010 at 3:39am
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The thing I hate the most being metal? Definitely Satan. I mean, it IS gay, right? and being gay is the antithesis of being metal(except if you are rob halford). -------------   
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Posted By: Vehemency
Date Posted: 03 Sep 2010 at 4:14am
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I know this topic is made tongue-in-cheek, but what's gay about Satan? And what comes to homosexuality, I would say the only non-metal thing there is the current trend of homosexuality, sorry to put it that way. I mean, the current striving for being "different" and "so individualistic" and showing your sexual preference as openly as possible: that sort of thing you see at the mall where boys in their fancy clothes and makeups kiss each other as publicly as possible to get attention. ...and then there's people like Rob Halford, who are quite the opposite of the phenomenom I described above. |
Posted By: CCVP
Date Posted: 03 Sep 2010 at 6:26am
That is the difference between being gay and being a homosexual person.
And isn't Satan supposedly responsible for sexual deviations?  -------------
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Posted By: UMUR
Date Posted: 03 Sep 2010 at 6:35am
^Hail Satan then ------------- http://www.lyngby-boldklub.dk/" rel="nofollow - Forever TRUE - Forever BLUE! https://rateyourmusic.com/~UMUR" rel="nofollow - UMUR on RYM |
Posted By: CCVP
Date Posted: 03 Sep 2010 at 6:43am
You know, the most awesome deviation of them all is having sex in the missionary position with the lights off for reproductive purposes only. -------------
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Posted By: Ulfednar
Date Posted: 03 Sep 2010 at 7:13am
Come on, man, where's the PASSION? :) -------------
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Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: 03 Sep 2010 at 7:36pm
I reserve that for my love interests and the occaisional album.  |
Posted By: Barenaked Whores
Date Posted: 21 Sep 2010 at 6:20am
Tipper Gore and Sharon Osbourne???  ------------- --- Children unattended will be sold to the circus! |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: 12 Nov 2010 at 1:04pm
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rain and an oil shortage. -------------
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Posted By: The Block
Date Posted: 12 Nov 2010 at 3:05pm
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Posted By: Time Signature
Date Posted: 12 Nov 2010 at 4:27pm
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Dead by April
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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2010 at 6:51am
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December actually -------------  GLAM METAL!
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Posted By: spitf1r3
Date Posted: 22 Dec 2010 at 11:10am
Metallica, when they gave their fans a Load... and after that a Re-Load.  |
Posted By: Metalbaswee
Date Posted: 22 Dec 2010 at 11:18am
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Posted By: spitf1r3
Date Posted: 22 Dec 2010 at 11:45am
| I did't said they're not, just that I was expecting something metal from Metallica at that time. |
Posted By: UMUR
Date Posted: 22 Dec 2010 at 12:18pm
Being the Zappa fan I am, I can only say a loud helllllllll yeah. ------------- http://www.lyngby-boldklub.dk/" rel="nofollow - Forever TRUE - Forever BLUE! https://rateyourmusic.com/~UMUR" rel="nofollow - UMUR on RYM |
Posted By: SKwid
Date Posted: 24 Dec 2010 at 3:32am
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Hipsters... |
Posted By: Andyman1125
Date Posted: 19 Jan 2011 at 7:58pm
Mhm, I went there ------------- http://bit.ly/kZR7BC" rel="nofollow">  http://andywebb.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - My Bandcamp
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Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: 19 Jan 2011 at 8:10pm
Justin Bieber is metal 4ever!!  ------------- Check out my YouTube channel! http://www.youtube.com/user/demiseoftime" rel="nofollow - http://www.youtube.com/user/demiseoftime |
Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: 19 Jan 2011 at 8:12pm
Some people genuinely don't deserve to live on this Earth. ...Tipper Gore is one of them.  ------------- Check out my YouTube channel! http://www.youtube.com/user/demiseoftime" rel="nofollow - http://www.youtube.com/user/demiseoftime |
Posted By: The Block
Date Posted: 20 Jan 2011 at 3:46pm
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Amen... and Hallejujah. But Kevin Gilbert does deserve to live, though he's dead  -------------
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Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: 20 Jan 2011 at 3:47pm
You need to get Nuts and Bolts, his two "new" albums. Really good stuff. He could've done so many great things if he were still alive... a true genius and visionary IMO.  ------------- Check out my YouTube channel! http://www.youtube.com/user/demiseoftime" rel="nofollow - http://www.youtube.com/user/demiseoftime |
Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2011 at 6:14am
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St Anger
its actually fun to hate that album
worse than bloody Love Beach ------------- GLAM METAL!
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Posted By: FusionKing
Date Posted: 06 Apr 2011 at 2:27pm
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Things to hate if yer metal!
The man/ the system/ the machine... whatever name you call these constructs by.
Short hair (only those who choose the path remember!).
Emo and Nu-Metal (in some more extreme cases even Metalcore and Industrial).
MTV and Kerrang!
Posers.
Parental advisory stickers.
Muted youtube music videos.
Disney for violating all the music of the earth.
'Metal' based shops selling ranges of designer items to rockers who generally defy branding and homogeny of image.
Complete silence.
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Posted By: SKwid
Date Posted: 07 Apr 2011 at 3:17pm
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people who ask you, "how good are you?" when you tell them you play an instrument(or whatever) people who classify themselves as being METAL "LOL hey guys IM SOOO METAL"
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Posted By: Balthamel
Date Posted: 07 Apr 2011 at 3:26pm
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hate nonsensical noodling and overlong solos, falsetto vocals, and hair metal uch oh and Dragonforce ------------- 
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Posted By: SKwid
Date Posted: 07 Apr 2011 at 3:29pm
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and Dragonforce -------------
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Posted By: Balthamel
Date Posted: 07 Apr 2011 at 3:42pm
Tinnitus  -------------
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Posted By: Wilytank
Date Posted: 07 Apr 2011 at 4:13pm
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If you're metal, you're really going to hate rusting up. ------------- 
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Posted By: The Block
Date Posted: 23 Apr 2011 at 12:44pm
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Anybody who walks around with a Slipknot shirt everyday...
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Posted By: Tupan
Date Posted: 26 Apr 2011 at 9:35pm
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Nu Metal! St. Anger! Pop Music! And... MTV! |
Posted By: The Block
Date Posted: 27 Apr 2011 at 7:51pm
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^Yes!!!!!
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Posted By: CrazyConnie
Date Posted: 01 Jul 2011 at 6:37pm
| The group ABBA |
Posted By: Bartje1979
Date Posted: 19 Jul 2011 at 11:14am
| Grrrrrr..... Non-metals, halogens and noble-gases |
Posted By: Time Signature
Date Posted: 19 Jul 2011 at 11:20am
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Softporn
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Posted By: Balthamel
Date Posted: 19 Jul 2011 at 12:10pm
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water
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Posted By: Wilytank
Date Posted: 19 Jul 2011 at 5:23pm
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