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Some bad 1's amongst all those but that Masodon 1 is fantastic!!  This aint got much going for it, well thought out Acid Reign ;)
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I think I have found an album cover that's so bad that it must be made into a meme if it hasn't made itself a meme already:
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I can't decide if this is the worst cover ever, or if it's the best cover ever made simply for its extreme cheese.
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Originally posted by Unitron Unitron wrote:

Always felt the cover for Dream Theater's debut was just ugly, the guy looks like Shimon Moore of Sick Puppies, except somehow he looks even uglier: 


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Originally posted by Unitron Unitron wrote:

Always felt the cover for Dream Theater's debut was just ugly, the guy looks like Shimon Moore of Sick Puppies, except somehow he looks even uglier: 


That's even more homoerotic than a Manowar album cover...Shocked
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Always felt the cover for Dream Theater's debut was just ugly, the guy looks like Shimon Moore of Sick Puppies, except somehow he looks even uglier: 
If I say fuck two more times that's forty-six fucks in this fucked up rhyme
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Mmm, nice Dead
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I found one, but it's an old and long neglected thread, filed in the wrong place. I've moved it and you can feel free to either resurrect it or just restart fresh (and if you don't I may just do it myself).



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I'm not sure, but you can go ahead and make one Thumbs Up
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Is there a thread for good album covers or only bad ones? I looked but couldn't find anything.
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What are you talking about? Looks great, total 80s wtf but also very well drawn, as opposed to many classics which look like they've been drawn by a 6 year old with parkinsons.
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Well a band I was in in the 80's released this album and the cover has got to be one of the worst ever!




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Great album, but this cover is pretty bad:
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Originally posted by Time Signature Time Signature wrote:

Originally posted by aglasshouse aglasshouse wrote:

Originally posted by Time Signature Time Signature wrote:



I think we have to start a whole new thread on how bad this album cover is.


In all fairness, it's probably to be understood in the context of some aspect of Japanese culture that we, or at least I, don't understand.
That doesn't excuse it from being one of the worst covers ever.
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Originally posted by aglasshouse aglasshouse wrote:

Originally posted by Time Signature Time Signature wrote:



I think we have to start a whole new thread on how bad this album cover is.


In all fairness, it's probably to be understood in the context of some aspect of Japanese culture that we, or at least I, don't understand.
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Originally posted by Stooge Stooge wrote:

Here's a notoriously bad one: Iron Maiden - Dance Of Death.  There's too much going on, and it looks like a first draft. The album title font doesn't look right either.  Actually nothing looks right aside from Eddie.





From what I've read, I think it actually was. For whatever reason Maiden wanted the unfinished version.


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^I think the Rock in a Hard Place is the only album cover I like from Aerosmith. Dead
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