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Ulfednar 
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 Topic: Things to hate if you're METAL!Posted: 19 Aug 2010 at 8:46am |
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Supposedly, being METAL!, one should love metal. By extension, this might lead to loving long hair, leather, beer, philosophy, guitar solos, swords and whatever else fits with your paradigm.
But METAL! isn't about love! METAL! is about hate, and anger, and fury, and bloodlust, and hate (TWICE)! So what is it METAL! to hate? Posers! Churches! Adorable puppies! Let the HATEFEST begin! --- ELVES!  Just look at them! Skinny, shiny, effeminate, hairless elves! Can elves split a tree-trunk in two with a mighty broadsword? No! They wouldn't split a tree-trunk in two with a diesel-powered chainsaw! They're all echo-friendly like that. They just prance around with their bows and arrows and flowing long hair in the forest. And not in the awesome, baleful, gritty-black-and-white-holding-an-axe-in-the-foggy-night-rain way either. Notice there is no blood in that whole picture! Not one drop! DISCLAIMER: Don't take this thread seriously, it's just a bit of fun! |
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rushfan4
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Posted: 19 Aug 2010 at 8:52am |
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Bubblegum popstars and the pretty people that they represent. i.e. Britney Spears; Justin Bieber; The Backstreet Boys; The Jonas Brothers; basically if they sing sugary sweet pop songs then they deserve the hate of the metal community.
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Posted: 21 Aug 2010 at 1:52am |
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"Yeah! We're f**king metal, we f**king hate posers!"   |
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Posted: 21 Aug 2010 at 3:35am |
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The Beach Boys.
Which currently dominate my world.  -Walks off singing Surfin Safari-
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Posted: 23 Aug 2010 at 7:26pm |
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I hate opinions, they're all wrong.
I hate trees, I can get oxygen from the air... ha! I hate apples, not brutal enough. I hate Glam anything. I hate hate What? |
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Posted: 30 Aug 2010 at 3:04am |
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WHY IS THAT DUDE WEARING A SPEEDO?! MY GOD, WHY?
Permit me to quote Ruthless Reviews:
"What exactly is going on here? Is this the new WWF tag-team? Demonaz looks like he�s ready to swan-dive off the turnbuckle. And what is that leather guard holding his gut in? He�s been drinking too much Smirnoff Ice (That�s what they drink backstage by the way). Abbath looks like he just saw the fucking boogey man and doesnt know whether to run or stay and shit his pants."
I'm fairly sure that's Horgh, though, and not Demonaz. Either way, funny.
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Posted: 30 Aug 2010 at 3:35am |
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I don�t think Horgh entered Immortal before after this photo were taken. I think this was taken around Battles in the North. Not that I�m exactly an Immortal "know it all".
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Posted: 30 Aug 2010 at 3:52am |
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Well, hell, I might be wrong, I'm no Immortal expert either.
 I'm fairly sure that's Horgh.
The confusion stems from the similar corpse paint and general flabbiness. (for comparisson, I placed the other picture below)
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Posted: 30 Aug 2010 at 4:24am |
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Posted: 30 Aug 2010 at 4:26am |
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Oh and don�t get me started on Manowar. In that picture above they look like they come right out of a Mr. Universe contest. Not much metal about that.
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Posted: 31 Aug 2010 at 1:22pm |
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as though that Manowar picture was not enough, take a look at this: other bands play, Manowar goes to the discotheque - or at least DeMaio seems to go...
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Posted: 31 Aug 2010 at 2:08pm |
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^^^^^
 That's hilarious. Death to false metal!!!????  I'm not familiar too well with the band members, but I recognize Joey and I believe the second guy is the vocalist. Any more info about that pic? |
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Posted: 31 Aug 2010 at 2:11pm |
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unfortunately not, I'm not even sure it's Manowar, but Joey DeMaio is in the picture. Very funny anyway.
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Posted: 31 Aug 2010 at 2:43pm |
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It must be a pre-Manowar disco act or something. It got me rolling on the floor that�s for sure. And yeah I think it�s the singer ( the low guy).
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Posted: 31 Aug 2010 at 2:57pm |
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So DeMaio is the one on the right? I recognized Eric Adams right away. Cool pic, warriors
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Posted: 31 Aug 2010 at 3:03pm |
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Yeah the two white knights.
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Posted: 31 Aug 2010 at 9:34pm |
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I hate non metal bands who people call metal.
I'm looking at you Nu-Metal. |
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Posted: 01 Sep 2010 at 6:39pm |
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I hate people who hate everything.
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Check out my YouTube channel! http://www.youtube.com/user/demiseoftime
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Posted: 02 Sep 2010 at 5:31am |
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I hate people who don't hate enough!
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Posted: 03 Sep 2010 at 12:13am |
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I hate many things and people. But apathy is far better than hate.
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