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Split · 2022

Filed under Crust Punk
By CARA NEIR

Tracklist

1. Cara Neir - I Hate Black Metal...or Frostbytten and Bvtthurt (01:54)
2. Cara Neir - Doesn't Matter What You Call Yourself, You're Always Gonna Be a Nazi (Just Say No to NSBM) (01:31)
3. Cara Neir - How to Get Signed (00:57)
4. Cara Neir - Social Media Death Metal (02:58)
5. Cara Neir - I'm Pretty Cool Myself (00:27)
6. Cara Neir - Jump the Heck Up (01:45)
7. Cara Neir - Super Unorthodox Backwoods Coffee Club Revival (00:45)
8. Cara Neir - Skimpy Solomon Fartfingers (03:26)
9. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Introduction: Gathering Around the Light of the Fire as the Unearthly and Benevolent Spirits of the Forest Join Us in This Magik Night (01:09)
10. Infernal Legions of Mordor - My Elf Ears Melted in My Car (00:05)
11. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Ranking Morbid Angel Albums Solely Based Upon Their Cover Art (02:22)
12. Infernal Legions of Mordor - At the Risk of Taking a Feminist Stance, I Gotta Say Cemetery Rapist Is a Very Bad Band (00:06)
13. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Getting Frostbite During the Texas Blizzard Taking Corpsepaint Photos (00:06)
14. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Don't Tempt Me Frodo! (00:04)
15. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Awaken Me When the Time Is Appropriate to Listen to Type O Negative (00:34)
16. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Venom Enema (00:03)
17. Infernal Legions of Mordor - The Frozen One Awaits (00:04)
18. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Beefcakes Without Borders (00:05)
19. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Nothing More Punk Than a Fast, Casual Italian Eatery (00:05)
20. Infernal Legions of Mordor - The Ancient Spell, Grimly Uttered in the Tongues of the Old Ones by My Unfortunate Rectum Hours After Eating Spicy Curry (00:08)
21. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Mamma's Selling a Line 6 (00:03)
22. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Professor Snape, the World's Favorite Incel (00:03)
23. Infernal Legions of Mordor - The Gate of No Return (00:03)
24. Infernal Legions of Mordor - The Noise Gate of No Return (00:04)
25. Infernal Legions of Mordor - My Former Life as a Poser (00:04)
26. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (00:03)
27. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Diesel Boner (00:05)
28. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Really, How Long Does It Take to Test a Fucking Compression Pedal?? (00:05)
29. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Tormented and Coerced Into Performing a Live Ritual by an Eldritch Forest Spirit, a Pair of Ghouls and a Weeb (00:21)
30. Infernal Legions of Mordor - How Can I Be Punk When I Have a Severe Skin Allergy to Nickel (00:06)
31. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Freebasing Cringe (00:03)
32. Infernal Legions of Mordor - I Wish My Life Had More of a Thulean Perspective (00:07)
33. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Daydreaming Giddily About John Lennon Burning in Hell (00:12)
34. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Catfishing Viper (00:03)
35. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Cognitive Ball Therapy (00:03)
36. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Researching the Legality of Cannibalism (00:07)
37. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Entering and Leaving the Garage Waiting for the Random Encounter Peavey to Spawn (00:06)
38. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Unapproachable Raw Black Metal Legend Purchasing Me Indie Rock Record From My Own City (00:12)
39. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Cursed to Listen to Untold Hours by King Crimson in the Lair of Count Progula (00:09)
40. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Asking Raw Black Metal Elite, "You Ever Heard Behemoth?" (00:09)
41. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Buying a Gun From the Drummer of Savatage (00:05)
42. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Having a Random Encounter With Lord Wurm in Recycled, to Have Him Babble Something Insane and Give You an S Rank Quest (02:10)
43. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Nice 12 String Ric You Psych Rock Playing Poser (I Mean This Unironically) (00:04)
44. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Okay Give Me That Guitar Its Too Cool for You, You Play Psych Rock in 2021 (00:06)
45. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Wolves in the Throne Room Posting Emojis (Wolves in the Throne Room Are a Bunch of Fucking Nerds Pt 2) (00:10)
46. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Being a Pornogrind Fan Is Cleaning the Cum Out of the Grooves on Your Meat Shits Records (00:11)
47. Infernal Legions of Mordor - The Worst Part of Being an NSBM Fan (Other Than, Y'know Being Racist) Is Having to Pretend That Absurd Is a Good Band (00:04)
48. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Like a Macabre Rail of Silly String a Footlong Cord of Turds Rope Descends From My Anus (00:07)
49. Infernal Legions of Mordor - And on That Day His Forehead Grew Three Times Its Normal Size (00:05)
50. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Punishing EDM Kids With Neil Young (00:04)
51. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Becoming a Cocaine Cowboy Because You Don't Know What Else to Do With Yourself Now That Burger Records Is Cancelled (00:06)
52. Infernal Legions of Mordor - You'll Cowards Won't Even Play in Standard Tuning (00:05)
53. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Todopoderoso Steals Riffs From Kombat (How DARE They Play an Open E) (00:05)
54. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Ancient Sword of the Meth King (00:04)
55. Infernal Legions of Mordor - I'm Going to Fucking Fight Vincent Gallo, and I Will Win (00:06)
56. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Successfully Cyberbullied a Child (00:04)
57. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Save a Tele, Kill Your Local Indie Rocker (01:33)
58. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Do You Believe in Magick (Spelled With a "K")? (00:03)
59. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Aerosmith by Choice (00:02)
60. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Another Wampyric and Elusive Black Metal Project With Dungeon Synth Interludes Just Like the Last Five That I Unloaded My Paycheck On (00:10)
61. Infernal Legions of Mordor - That Mountain Goats Song About a Death Metal Band Wasn't About Kombat (00:06)
62. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Jackhammer Dildo (00:04)
63. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Knowing Very Obscure Metal Bands Makes Me a Desirable Person and Fun to Talk To at Parties (00:08)
64. Infernal Legions of Mordor - An Onslaught of Rotting Monkeys (00:02)
65. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Giving My Album Art the Color Palette of Black, White and Red So We All Know Its Blasphemy Worship (What the Goat Wasn't Enough of a Giveaway?) (00:07)
66. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Wretched Crotchspawn of a Belligerent Oogle (00:04)
67. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Larry Is Bald (00:04)
68. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Cum Ghost (00:03)
69. Infernal Legions of Mordor - The House That Beef Built (00:03)
70. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Time to Start Bullying NFT Artists (00:06)
71. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Critical Race Theory in Power Electronics (00:06)
72. Infernal Legions of Mordor - A Snake With a Mohawk Eating Its Own Asshole (00:05)
73. Infernal Legions of Mordor - I Fear My Earthling Neighbors Have Seen Me Feasting Upon Car Batteries (00:07)
74. Infernal Legions of Mordor - A Group of Three (3) or More Peavey Combo Amps Is Commonly Referred to as a "Pawn Shop" (00:11)
75. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Honor Guard of Black Kittens Guide Me as I Carry This Pile of Bones Home (00:10)
76. Infernal Legions of Mordor - If You Feel Your Rectum Begin to Leak Feel Free to Challenge Me to a Battle of Intellects on Facebook (00:26)
77. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Eno-Pilled (01:09)

Total Time 29:07

Line-up/Musicians

Cara Neir:
- Garry Brents / all instruments, backing vocals, syth, sampler
- Chris Francis / vocals, lyrics

Infernal Legions of Mordor:
- Rhys Johnson (Thoros, The Foul Wizard of the Plains) / bass, synth
- Die Fort Thy Engineer Ov Khaos / drum programming, synth
- Infernal Commander, Lord Würm / vocals, bass

About this release

Cara Neir / Infernal Legions Of Mordor split.

Digital split self-released 6th May 2022.

Cassette released 6th May 2022 on Foul Orc Piss Tapes, limited to 30 copies.

Cassette released May 2022 (Magick Apothecary Case Edition) on Left Hand Path Tapes (LHP-071), limited to 100 copies with zine.

Cara Neir written and produced in September 2021.