Album · 2020
Tracklist
1. Barbershop Death Metal Quartet (00:19)
2. Avant-Garde Dissonant Black Metal with Violin, Cello, Keys, Oboe, and Bassoon with Oppressive Electronic Beat Driven Soundscapes (00:43)
3. Doomstep [Doesn't count: Igorrr already did it] (00:34)
4. Gangsta Grind N' Gospel (00:34)
5. Gnome Metal [Doesn't count: sounds vaguely like Viking Metal] (00:36)
6. Jazzstep (00:44)
7. Meow Metal [Doesn't count: it's just a metal cover of...well, you'll find out] (00:22)
8. Monophonic Techno Djent with Black Metal Influences [Doesn't count: kinda sounds like Rammstein] (00:31)
9. Muzak/Lounge Death Metal (00:37)
10. Polkacore [Doesn't count: kinda sounds like Gogol Bordello] (00:34)
11. Post-Neuroplasticity (00:21)
12. Post-Progressive Reggae (00:42)
13. Powder Puff Power Violence (00:48)
14. Punk Jazz [Doesn't count: Mr. Bungle already did it] (00:23)
15. Russian Bear Metal (00:45)
16. Sandpaper (01:02)
17. Slow Chud (00:45)
18. Unicorn Death Metal (00:29)
19. Vegetarian Rap [Doesn't count: I would argue that lyrical content alone doesn't justify a new musical genre] (00:21)
20. Zouk Metal (00:44)
21. Mime [Doesn't count: pretty sure John Cage did this first] (00:22)
Total Time 12:16
Line-up/Musicians
- Lou Kelly / everything
About this release
Digital album self-released 12th February 2020.
"Back in 2017, I asked my friends to name some music genres that don't exist but should.
Shortly after receiving some responses, I recorded some songs but then forgot about them until 2020.
This record used to be called "Genres That Don't Exist" but I later realized that's just not true."
Thanks to Bosh66 for the addition