STORMTROOPER — I'm A Mess

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Demo · 1977

Filed under Hard Rock
By STORMTROOPER

Tracklist

1. I'm a Mess
2. It's Not Me


Line-up/Musicians

- Nigel Hutchings / Vocals
- Jeff Piccinini / Bass
- John Pilka / Guitar
- Mike Lee / Drums

About this release

Solent Records - recorded in 1975, but not released until 1977. Original copies were distributed with a button badge proclaiming "I'm A Mess" (as modelled by Sid Vicious of the Sex Pistols).

A copy sold on eBay on 31st May 2009 for $63, without the badge, but with the insert.


Lyrics:

I always go out drinking
on a Friday night
After a week of coming down
I'm bustin' for a fight
My brother gives me pills
and me mother gives me ice
'cause every Saturday morning
my head don't feel so nice

Chorus

I'm a mess
but don't tell me
I'll beat you
Don't need no friends see

My doctor says I'm down
and I need a two week rest
So I take it down in Soho
'Cause I fight down there best
And the man from down the "dilly"
sells me bombers and hash
and I'm always found in Wardour Street,
where the junkies all crash

Chorus

Three o'clock on Friday night
a copper comes along
and after kicking me around
I started to run
But the law was all around me
So I just hit out
now they've thrown me in the nick
where I can scream and loon about

Chorus

Your a dirty mess
I'm a dirty mess

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Intense slice of, er, punk rock?

The thing is, this sound like punk, except that there are bits (fragments, really) of half decent playing here, and it's altogether too metallic for punk, but too punk for metal.

Flip it over, and the beginning is almost identical too, but heavier than Blue Cheer's cover of "Summertime Blues". The song is erratic and messy - but the ferocity and power of the musicians, let down by weedy vocals - is on an easy par with those godfathers of metal.

It can't really be NWoBHM, as it was released in 1977, which is a tad too early. It was recorded in 1975, which is slightly early for punk. It sounds like 1970s hard rock, but it has punk energy, which means it fits nicely into any NWoBHM collection.

Sid Vicious appears in photographs wearing the button badge that the band distributed with this single when they came to London to flog it around SoHo - so the punk connection is right there.

Ultimately "I'm A Mess" is what it is.

A slab of awesome early metal noise, spoiled by awful vocals - although the lyrics tell an interesting story, artistically painting a picture that many will identify with - and, for what it is, it's a blinding masterpiece.

The drums, particularly are worth singling out, with Keith Moon ferocity and wildness, but the guitar riffs are another great talking point - intense, like Lemmy-era Hawkwind.

I'm only giving this 3 stars, because, in reality, it's pretty horrendous as metal - but I can't help liking it for what it is, and listening to this makes you feel like a paeleontologist that's just discovered the very first dinosaur.

It may be crude, but most of the right bits are there.

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