Album · 2020
Tracklist
1. An Apple a Day, You'll Die Anyway (01:40)
2. Can I Be Aborted Even Though I'm 29? (02:01)
3. Eating Holograms of Twinkies Will Still Make You Gain Weight, Sorry (01:01)
4. I Saw Something That Reminded Me of You, Then I Flushed (01:11)
5. Life Is Like a Box of Chocolates, Mostly Disappointing (00:56)
6. Slurp'n Up That Ice Cream Baby (01:42)
7. Staring Into the Jaws of Capitalism and Saying Yes Daddy Please (01:05)
8. Weddings Are Funerals with Cake (01:32)
9. Whine Moms (01:02)
10. Cover Me with Spiders and Gasoline, I'm In! (01:17)
11. You Must Be Depression, Because You Make Me Want to Kill Myself (01:29)
12. If the Spaghetti Monster Doesn't Exist, Why Do Planets Look Like Meatballs? (01:51)
13. King Douche On His Throne of Loneliness (01:53)
Total Time 18:40
Line-up/Musicians
- Chris Dearing / all instruments
About this release
CD and digital album released 2nd October 2020 on Dark Trail Records.
12" clear with black, orange and green splatter vinyl released November 2020 on Dark Trail Records, limited to 250 copies.
Recorded, mixed and mastered by Chris Dearing.
Thanks to Bosh66 for the addition